Wednesday, April 6, 2011

History for Dummies: Facebook Edition Part Deux

Please scroll down to see this week's post. Also, this is probably the last post on this format before the blog moves to a snazzier format on a new site. Don't worry, you'll still be able to enjoy the good ol' offensive humor of Dog Days, but now in stunning HD clarity(sorta)



























































HISTORICAL FACEBOOK PART DEUX



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Adolf Hitler
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Basic information _________________________________________________________________

Sex: Male

Current City: A shitty little bunker in Berlin

Birthday: April 20

Relationship Status: It's complicated with Eva Braun

Looking for: Networking

Political Views: Pretty fucking crazy actually

Religious Views: N/A


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Activities: Painting, anime

Interests: starting wars, yoga

Favourite Music: used to be into wagner, soooo into techno now though

Favourite TV shows: The Biggest Loser

Favourite Quotations: "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"-dr dre

About Me: I tried to become world dictator, it didn't quite pan out


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Email: pitcherorcatcher69@aol.com

Current address: 101 Bunker Lane



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College: None

High School: GED

Employer: Third Reich

Position: Fuhrer

Description: It's just a temporary gig until my art career takes off



Groups: Ballroom Dancers Club,  Costco Smart Shoppers__________________________________________________________________________


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 I paint, used to beg for money on the streets of Vienna. Fun Fact: I only have one ball



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Relationship Status: It's complicated with Eva Braun



Current City: Underneath Berlin


Birthday: April 20

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Ronald Reagan
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Watching Bedtime for Bonzo.....damn I was funny in that one




                                               Mikhail  Gorbachev

Comrade, you're going down....
Ronald Reagan
Don't make come over there Gorby....
 Mikhail  Gorbachev
Dude we were totally bluffing....you win. Friends again?? :)


 Oliver North
O   Hey Ron it's Ollie...we might h    have a problem                     
  

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 It's morning in Ameria bitches




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Current City: Washington DC baby




Birthday: February 6th



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Event: American Revolution

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Wait there's gonna be a tax on stamps.....HELL NO THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!







                              George Washington
Let's do this shit

 King George
Oh no you didn't.....

  King Louis of France
Take that Britain! France finally wins a war baby!

 French Peasants
Hey freedom sounds pretty sweet...we want it too

King Louis of France
Dammit....

 Slaves

Freedom does sound pretty great. Thank God we finally got rid of those Brits so we can all do what we want, right guys?

George Washington
Uhhh yeah....about that....
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A bunch of farmers with hunting rifles will start a war with the British over a tax on stamps.




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Time: Oh around 1776 or so, maybe drag on for about 7 years or so





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Birthday: July 4th



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