Tuesday, March 1, 2011

America needs Two and a Half Men on TV(part Two)

        
As a closing argument for Charlie Sheen economic theory, I present to you Charlie Sheen v.s. the U.S. stock market over the past 30 years.
I calculated the "Charlie Sheen" portion of the above graph thusly; 
(Cumulative movies starred in (a tv series counts as 3 movies) ) minus a 10% penalty for every successive marriage after his initial marriage in 1995 (that lasted a whopping 6 months)

Or basically; Movies-(.1)(# of additional marriages)

Major Periods of economic malaise: 1980-1983 (no movies), 1987(lowest grossing film No Man’s Land), 1995(1st marriage), 1998 (heart attack), 2002 (marriage to Denise Richards), 2008 (marriage to Brooke Mueller).

Numbers don't lie folks. And neither does Charlie Sheen.

1 comment:

  1. Wow phoenix this is so clever! I wonder what academic institution fostered such intellectual thoughts. it must be one that promotes refined manners, punctilious courtesy, and nicest sense of personal honor.

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